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Malcolm

Stagione 7 Episodi 22

Famiglia ◦ Commedia

La vita di Malcolm, ragazzino prodigio con una straordinaria dote per i calcoli, si articola in un brillante canovaccio che coinvolge i suoi strambi parenti: il padre Hal, la madre Lois e i fratelli Francis, Reese, Dewey e Jamie.

Episodi: 22

In onda il: 2005-09-30

1: La fiera della creatività

Malcolm e Reese cercano di partecipare di nascosto alla fiera "Brucia Totem" ma vengono scoperti dai genitori, i quali successivamente fanno partecipare tutta la famiglia con un camper prestato dal capo di Hal. Una volta arrivati alla fiera, una specie di raduno hippy con personaggi di ogni sorta, la famiglia si divide. Malcolm conosce una sciamana dell'età di sua mamma con cui perde la verginità, Reese si ambienta benissimo con tutti i personaggi che trova dicendo di non essere mai stato così felice, Dewey viene sfruttato da Hal il quale cura ossessivamente il camper mentre Lois conosce un gruppo di ragazze insieme a Jamie. In seguito però le cose cambiano, Malcolm rovina tutto con la sciamana che lo lascia, mentre Reese che viene scelto dai partecipanti per bruciare il totem e porre fine alla festa si rifiuta perché troppo felice. Il secondogenito però lancia la fiamma contro il camper il quale pieno di sostanze per pulirlo di Hal esplode.
1: La fiera della creatività

In onda il: 2005-09-30

Malcolm e Reese cercano di partecipare di nascosto alla fiera "Brucia Totem" ma vengono scoperti dai genitori, i quali successivamente fanno partecipare tutta la famiglia con un camper prestato dal capo di Hal. Una volta arrivati alla fiera, una specie di raduno hippy con personaggi di ogni sorta, la famiglia si divide. Malcolm conosce una sciamana dell'età di sua mamma con cui perde la verginità, Reese si ambienta benissimo con tutti i personaggi che trova dicendo di non essere mai stato così felice, Dewey viene sfruttato da Hal il quale cura ossessivamente il camper mentre Lois conosce un gruppo di ragazze insieme a Jamie. In seguito però le cose cambiano, Malcolm rovina tutto con la sciamana che lo lascia, mentre Reese che viene scelto dai partecipanti per bruciare il totem e porre fine alla festa si rifiuta perché troppo felice. Il secondogenito però lancia la fiamma contro il camper il quale pieno di sostanze per pulirlo di Hal esplode.
In onda il: 2005-10-07

2: L'assicurazione

Hal si dimentica di pagare l'assicurazione medica della famiglia e cerca di evitare in tutti i modi che qualsiasi componente della famiglia si faccia male nascondendo oggetti contundenti e chiudendo i figli in camera. La sua ossessione però finirà per far crollare parte della casa e fargli lussare una gamba la quale verrà curata da un amico dei figli. Lois nel frattempo partecipa con i suoi colleghi a delle riunioni segrete del sindacato per avere migliori trattamenti sul lavoro. Uno dei colleghi però fa la spia e lei pensa sia Craig il quale viene punito nonostante sia innocente. La donna per scusarsi poi accetta di partecipare a una festa a sorpresa dove Craig canta in suo onore.
2: L'assicurazione

In onda il: 2005-10-07

Hal si dimentica di pagare l'assicurazione medica della famiglia e cerca di evitare in tutti i modi che qualsiasi componente della famiglia si faccia male nascondendo oggetti contundenti e chiudendo i figli in camera. La sua ossessione però finirà per far crollare parte della casa e fargli lussare una gamba la quale verrà curata da un amico dei figli. Lois nel frattempo partecipa con i suoi colleghi a delle riunioni segrete del sindacato per avere migliori trattamenti sul lavoro. Uno dei colleghi però fa la spia e lei pensa sia Craig il quale viene punito nonostante sia innocente. La donna per scusarsi poi accetta di partecipare a una festa a sorpresa dove Craig canta in suo onore.
In onda il: 2005-10-14

3: Vizi dannosi

Hal scopre che Dewey ha cominciato a fumare trovando tutte le sue sigarette nascoste in casa anni fa. Il padre cerca di far smettere il figlio da questo vizio e in cambio lui cerca di motivarlo smettendo di bere caffe. I due però falliscono e finiscono per invertirsi i vizi, con il padre che riprende a fumare e il figlio che inizia a bere caffè. Vengono però scoperti da Lois che fa smettere entrambi e obbliga Hal a trovare e buttare tutte le sigarette che sono nascoste ovunque in casa. Nel frattempo Reese vuole picchiare Stevie perché lo prende sempre in giro e perché ha paura che Malcolm da grande lo abbandonerà. Il secondogenito per avere uno scontro alla pari sta in una botte piena di ghiaccio dalla cintola in su per avere le gambe bloccate ignaro che Stevie sta provando un esoscheletro in grado di farlo camminare e che gli conferisce una forza sovrumana. Grazie a questo Reese viene picchiato talmente tanto da finire a letto per diverso tempo.
3: Vizi dannosi

In onda il: 2005-10-14

Hal scopre che Dewey ha cominciato a fumare trovando tutte le sue sigarette nascoste in casa anni fa. Il padre cerca di far smettere il figlio da questo vizio e in cambio lui cerca di motivarlo smettendo di bere caffe. I due però falliscono e finiscono per invertirsi i vizi, con il padre che riprende a fumare e il figlio che inizia a bere caffè. Vengono però scoperti da Lois che fa smettere entrambi e obbliga Hal a trovare e buttare tutte le sigarette che sono nascoste ovunque in casa. Nel frattempo Reese vuole picchiare Stevie perché lo prende sempre in giro e perché ha paura che Malcolm da grande lo abbandonerà. Il secondogenito per avere uno scontro alla pari sta in una botte piena di ghiaccio dalla cintola in su per avere le gambe bloccate ignaro che Stevie sta provando un esoscheletro in grado di farlo camminare e che gli conferisce una forza sovrumana. Grazie a questo Reese viene picchiato talmente tanto da finire a letto per diverso tempo.
In onda il: 2005-10-28

4: Halloween

Malcolm e Reese scoprono che la casa in cui vive la famiglia è stato teatro di un massacro molti anni prima, questo terrorizza a morte il padre. Il giorno di successivo è Halloween ma Malcolm ha la febbre e deve stare a casa con Hal il quale ha paura che ci sia un fantasma in casa. Reese e Dewey vanno di casa in casa a fare "scherzetto o dolcetto" portandosi dietro Jamie, ma dopo una casa in cui lanciano uova contro un anziano non si accorgono di averlo scambiato con un altro bambino. Il quintogenito torna quindi a casa e si nasconde in una presa di aereazione mangiando i dolci e facendo rumori, Malcolm e il padre non sapendolo si spaventano pensando sia effettivamente un fantasma. Intanto Lois va a prendere quello che pensa sia Jamie dagli altri due figli e lo porta a lavoro dove però viene arrestata perché i poliziotti pensano abbia rapito quella che si rivela essere una bambina.
4: Halloween

In onda il: 2005-10-28

Malcolm e Reese scoprono che la casa in cui vive la famiglia è stato teatro di un massacro molti anni prima, questo terrorizza a morte il padre. Il giorno di successivo è Halloween ma Malcolm ha la febbre e deve stare a casa con Hal il quale ha paura che ci sia un fantasma in casa. Reese e Dewey vanno di casa in casa a fare "scherzetto o dolcetto" portandosi dietro Jamie, ma dopo una casa in cui lanciano uova contro un anziano non si accorgono di averlo scambiato con un altro bambino. Il quintogenito torna quindi a casa e si nasconde in una presa di aereazione mangiando i dolci e facendo rumori, Malcolm e il padre non sapendolo si spaventano pensando sia effettivamente un fantasma. Intanto Lois va a prendere quello che pensa sia Jamie dagli altri due figli e lo porta a lavoro dove però viene arrestata perché i poliziotti pensano abbia rapito quella che si rivela essere una bambina.
In onda il: 2005-11-04

5: Condivisione

Malcolm vuole andare a vedere un autore di fumetti ma la mamma non gli da la macchina. In seguito scopre che Jessica invece l'ha ricevuta da Lois semplicemente facendo finta di sentirsi molto dispiaciuta per il periodo difficile che passa, il ragazzo fa lo stesso e comincia a ottenere vari favori. Nel frattempo Reese ha come compito a scuola di scrivere a un amico di penna in Cina, tuttavia per sue strane argomentazioni ci litiga e decide di partire dentro una cassa per andare a picchiarlo nel paese asiatico. In questo si fa aiutare da Dewey che però in realtà tiene la cassa in garage e gli fa una marea di scherzi. Malcolm viene in seguito ricattato da Jessica nel tentativo di avere la casa libera per avere un rapporto sessuale con il suo ragazzo, ma il primogenito della famiglia poi torna a casa in lacrime perché ha confessato tutto alla madre e interrompe i due fidanzati.
5: Condivisione

In onda il: 2005-11-04

Malcolm vuole andare a vedere un autore di fumetti ma la mamma non gli da la macchina. In seguito scopre che Jessica invece l'ha ricevuta da Lois semplicemente facendo finta di sentirsi molto dispiaciuta per il periodo difficile che passa, il ragazzo fa lo stesso e comincia a ottenere vari favori. Nel frattempo Reese ha come compito a scuola di scrivere a un amico di penna in Cina, tuttavia per sue strane argomentazioni ci litiga e decide di partire dentro una cassa per andare a picchiarlo nel paese asiatico. In questo si fa aiutare da Dewey che però in realtà tiene la cassa in garage e gli fa una marea di scherzi. Malcolm viene in seguito ricattato da Jessica nel tentativo di avere la casa libera per avere un rapporto sessuale con il suo ragazzo, ma il primogenito della famiglia poi torna a casa in lacrime perché ha confessato tutto alla madre e interrompe i due fidanzati.
In onda il: 2005-11-11

6: Secret Boyfriend

When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business.
6: Secret Boyfriend

In onda il: 2005-11-11

When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm realizes that she's just embarrassed to be dating him. Meanwhile, Lois demands that Reese get a job, and she kicks him out of the house to prove that she means business.
In onda il: 2005-11-18

7: Blackout

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in favor of a Reese-cooked meal at home. And Malcolm ends up in hot water after he sneaks three Dutch girls into the house.
7: Blackout

In onda il: 2005-11-18

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in favor of a Reese-cooked meal at home. And Malcolm ends up in hot water after he sneaks three Dutch girls into the house.
In onda il: 2005-12-02

8: Army Buddy

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her.
8: Army Buddy

In onda il: 2005-12-02

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her.
In onda il: 2005-12-16

9: Malcolm Defends Reese

Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him.
9: Malcolm Defends Reese

In onda il: 2005-12-16

Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him.
In onda il: 2006-01-06

10: Malcolm's Money

Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves. However, when Dewey overhears this, he wants to get in on it, too. Now, they'll have to find a way to pay Malcolm back.
10: Malcolm's Money

In onda il: 2006-01-06

Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves. However, when Dewey overhears this, he wants to get in on it, too. Now, they'll have to find a way to pay Malcolm back.
In onda il: 2006-01-13

11: Bride of Ida (1)

Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs to become a man, she comes up with a competition for Malcolm and Reese, and if Reese wins, he can take Raduca as his bride. Now, when Lois and Hal return, they're surprised to find out that Reese has run away to Las Vegas to get married.
11: Bride of Ida (1)

In onda il: 2006-01-13

Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs to become a man, she comes up with a competition for Malcolm and Reese, and if Reese wins, he can take Raduca as his bride. Now, when Lois and Hal return, they're surprised to find out that Reese has run away to Las Vegas to get married.
In onda il: 2006-01-29

12: College Recruiters (2)

A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead. Back home, Hal takes over the college recruiters, which Malcolm refuses to meet with, and treats each one as a suitor. However, Hal's plans are ruined when Malcolm chooses to go Harvard.
12: College Recruiters (2)

In onda il: 2006-01-29

A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead. Back home, Hal takes over the college recruiters, which Malcolm refuses to meet with, and treats each one as a suitor. However, Hal's plans are ruined when Malcolm chooses to go Harvard.
In onda il: 2006-02-12

13: Mono

Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an entire day and night together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties after they know Lois will not be attending any of them.
13: Mono

In onda il: 2006-02-12

Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an entire day and night together in the same room. Hal, meanwhile, is invited to all of his neighbors' parties after they know Lois will not be attending any of them.
In onda il: 2006-02-19

14: Hal Grieves

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that happens again, he lets the boys do whatever they want by letting them miss school and even offering to buy Malcolm a new car, until Lois puts a stop to it. Noticing how depressed Hal has become, his friend Abe brings George Takei over for a visit in an attempt to cheer him up.
14: Hal Grieves

In onda il: 2006-02-19

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that happens again, he lets the boys do whatever they want by letting them miss school and even offering to buy Malcolm a new car, until Lois puts a stop to it. Noticing how depressed Hal has become, his friend Abe brings George Takei over for a visit in an attempt to cheer him up.
In onda il: 2006-03-05

15: A.A.

Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it's revealed that it was Lois who forced him to start drinking. Back home, Dewey finds Hal's spare key for his car and tries to get Malcolm and Reese to drive him to the arcade, but, of course, they refuse.
15: A.A.

In onda il: 2006-03-05

Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it's revealed that it was Lois who forced him to start drinking. Back home, Dewey finds Hal's spare key for his car and tries to get Malcolm and Reese to drive him to the arcade, but, of course, they refuse.
In onda il: 2006-03-19

16: Lois Strikes Back

When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her revenge on the four unsuspecting girls and wreaks havoc on their adolescent lives. Meanwhile, Hal realizes Lois is at a dangerous emotional place so he decides to get some distance and stumbles upon the idea for making his own pitching machine out of stuff in the garage.
16: Lois Strikes Back

In onda il: 2006-03-19

When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her revenge on the four unsuspecting girls and wreaks havoc on their adolescent lives. Meanwhile, Hal realizes Lois is at a dangerous emotional place so he decides to get some distance and stumbles upon the idea for making his own pitching machine out of stuff in the garage.
In onda il: 2006-03-26

17: Hal's Dentist

Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime.
17: Hal's Dentist

In onda il: 2006-03-26

Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime.
In onda il: 2006-04-02

18: Bomb Shelter

Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in the backyard.
18: Bomb Shelter

In onda il: 2006-04-02

Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student in the class who takes dancing a bit too seriously, challenges Malcolm to a dance-off. Meanwhile, Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in the backyard.
In onda il: 2006-04-09

19: Stevie in the Hospital

When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, while Lois thinks she's going insane.
19: Stevie in the Hospital

In onda il: 2006-04-09

When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat, while Lois thinks she's going insane.
In onda il: 2006-04-16

20: Cattle Court

Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to attend a rock concert.
20: Cattle Court

In onda il: 2006-04-16

Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get Carrie back, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Malcolm, meanwhile, tries to fool Lois in order to attend a rock concert.
In onda il: 2006-04-23

21: Morp

For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the official dance, they don't know how to make their "Morp" exciting. Meanwhile, Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois.
21: Morp

In onda il: 2006-04-23

For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp." Unfortunately, while Malcolm and his friends protest the official dance, they don't know how to make their "Morp" exciting. Meanwhile, Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois.
In onda il: 2006-05-14

22: Graduation

Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college.
22: Graduation

In onda il: 2006-05-14

Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him to become President of the United States. Meanwhile, Reese does everything he can to get a permanent job as a high school janitor, which includes creating the most disgusting mess ever. In the meantime, Hal has problems with Malcolm's Harvard tuition, while Francis finally gets a real 9-5 job that he actually enjoys. Also returning for the family celebrations is Grandma Ida, as they all say goodbye to Malcolm when he leaves for college.